Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Seth Grahame-Smith

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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

By: Seth Grahame-Smith

Narrarated by: Scott Holst

When Abraham Lincoln was nine years old, his mother died from an ailment called the "milk sickness." Only later did he learn that his mother's deadly affliction was actually the work of a local vampire, seeking to collect on Abe's father's unfortunate debts.

When the truth became known to the young Abraham Lincoln, he wrote in his journal, "henceforth my life shall be one of rigorous study and devotion. I shall become learned in all things – a master of mind and body. And this mastery shall have but one purpose."

The purpose? Elimination of all vampires.

While Abraham Lincoln is widely lauded for reuniting the North with the South and abolishing slavery from our country, no one has ever known about his valiant fight against the forces of the undead. That is, until Seth Grahame-Smith stumbled upon The Secret Journal of Abraham Lincoln, and became the first living person to lay eyes on it in more than 140 years.

Using the journal as his guide and writing in the grand biographical style of Doris Kearns Goodwin and David McCullough, Seth has reconstructed the true life story of our greatest president for the first time–all while revealing the hidden history behind the Civil War, and uncovering the role vampires played in the birth, growth, and near-death of our nation.

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New York Times Best Seller
  • Edition: Unabridged
  • Author: Seth Grahame-Smith (See All Books)
  • Date Released: Mar 2, 2010
  • Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
  • Genre: Fiction & Literature, Historical Fiction, Horror, Fantasy

Total File Size: 303 MB (9 files) Total Length: 11 Hours, 1 Minute

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Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
2010 | Label: Grand Central Publishing

The title says it all…
Novels portraying alternate histories have long been goldmines for social commentary. That being said, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter can't exactly be considered an alternate history; it's not exactly along the lines of Hitler winning WWII. Instead, Seth Grahame-Smith asks a question that can, in some ways, be considered subtler: What if all of the choices of one of America's great presidents were the same, but the rationale behind them were drastically different?

While that subtlety doesn't extend beyond that initial premise, the story itself is a witty send-up of many of the reverential presidential biographies that have come out in recent years. In Grahame-Smith's version, Abraham Lincoln's mother's death was the result of vampire blood. He spends his formative years in Illinois in much the same manner as that other vampire slayer: Buffy. But it is on a trip to the South in early adulthood that the author of the Gettysburg Address truly grasps the social evil of the undead. "Not long after the first ships landed in this new world," Lincoln writes in his journal, "I believe that vampires reached a tacit understanding with slave owners. I believe that this nation holds some special attraction for them, because here, in America, they can feed on human blood without fear of discovery or reprisal without the inconvenience of living in darkness. I believe that this is especially true in the South…" Interpreted brilliantly by Scott Holst, Lincoln always sounds calmly Midwestern — even when discussing issues that might not be considered quotidian.

Despite turning pieces of history on their sides, there is no great divergence in the course of events of Lincoln's life. He still writes the Emancipation Proclamation; John Wilkes Booth still makes his angry appearance; it's just the reasons that don't follow the generally accepted interpretation.

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PaulMorel

This book won't change your life, but if you just want a fun book to get you through the week, then this is a good pick. The title says it all: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. That's it. It's a fictionalized bio of Lincoln with a lot of vampire slaying.